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HI! I'm just in the mood to smile. What are some fun quotes genius? Is there site? Or you can leave yours in any way is fine with me! ) Here are some quotes curious genius, for example: "Quitting smoking is the thing easy in the world. I've done dozens of veces.-Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say "Are you gonna take that?" Everyone has the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege .- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk again? "I still miss my ex – but guess Why? My aim is getting better "It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is permission. -DO NOT drink and drive … that can spill and drink. -Mirrors do not talk and lucky for you that do not laugh

"No one really listens to anyone, and if you try for a while you'll see why." "The reality is a large, nasty, cruel dragon, but I do not believe in dragons. " Never argue with an idiot. Drag you to their level then beat you with experience. "" If you want people to know where you stand, wear the same socks for two weeks "." Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. "" Everyone should believe in something, I think I'll have another drink "." Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they the scenic route. "" Conscience is what it feels bad when everything feels good. " Life is a waste of time, the time of a loss of life so we all get and have lost the time of our life "." If you resolve to quit smoking, drinking and loving, not living longer, but that just seems more "." I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had trouble with the police "." How long is a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on. "" Without geography, you're nowhere. " Once a woman has given her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of it "." Love is self-delusion we manufacture to justify the work we do to have sex. " Never lift hand to their children. Leave your groin unprotected. "" Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster what is a madman. " End discrimination. I hate everything. " Do not be yourself. Being someone a little more enjoyable. "

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